Agonies of the left

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Agonies of the left

Postby Charlie » 24 Dec 2013, 13:41

Well, why shouldn't we have a laugh at the left's expense? It is Christmas, after all...

Agonies of the left.

In particular, one of the comments underneath really made me chuckle:

My racist day:

0800 - alarm goes off, decide to sleep in due to white privilege

0830 - racist breakfast - white bread with dollops of Marmalade with the golliwog logo, and milky tea

0900-ish - turn up at work late. Everybody smiles and high fives me because I'm a white man, so I have all the power

1030 - conference call with other white men where we discuss how to oppress genderqueer siblings of colour

Lunch - I deliberately segregate my jelly babies based on their colour and bin the black ones. Colleague offers me a Bounty bar, so I punch her in the ovaries

2.30 - Chinese dentist

Afternoon - brainstorming session on new racial slurs and how to make fat girls insecure. Followed by glass ceiling polishing.

Evening - watch a minstrel show and applaud, racistly

Nighttime - Have racist sex with my white wife, then go to sleep in my massive white bed in my big white house. White supremacy is awesome.

Merry Christmas!
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Re: Agonies of the left

Postby Caleb » 25 Dec 2013, 00:35

I have to say that the white jelly beans (not sure about jelly babies) were always the ones I liked the least. Now where's my tenured university position?!
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Re: Agonies of the left

Postby Elliott » 25 Dec 2013, 02:19

I certainly couldn't do without the black (blackcurrant) jelly babies. They were always my favourite.

But that's a really good site, Charlie. Looks very interesting. I'll have to add it to my interminable "to-read" list...
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